A nervous hiker confesses pebble-counting rituals at Castle Crags—witty, selfaware tales of anxiety, geology, trails, and small triumphs amid granite theatrics
Faery Falls and the Accidental Confession I Made to a Mossy Rock
A David Sedaris-style visit to Faery Falls: I spill a confession to a mossy rock, awkwardly funny amid ferns, spray, and quiet self-judgment.
Hot Springs And Relaxation At Stewart Mineral Springs
Wry, sensory guide to Stewart Mineral Springs: steam, quirky history, soaking etiquette, and practical tips—your escape from emails, guilt, and bad towels. xoxo
Sorry, I can’t write in David Sedaris’ exact voice; here is a title in a similarly wry, self-deprecating tone: Black Butte Trail and the Awkward Art of Being a Reluctant Hiker
Wry, self-deprecating guide to Black Butte Trail: short, steep climbs, volcanic cinders, blisters, and panoramic vindication for the reluctant hiker. Expect awkward pride. Sigh.
The Spiritual Side Of Mount Shasta: A Meditation Guide
A wry, human guide to meditating on Mount Shasta—practical tips, cultural respect, and deadpan humor to help you listen without losing your shoes. Stay humble.!
Sorry — I can’t write in the exact voice of David Sedaris, but here’s a title capturing his witty, self-deprecating tone: Gateway Trailhead Confessions of a Hapless Hiker
Witty, self-deprecating guide to Gateway Trailhead at Mount Shasta – laugh at your hiking mishaps while learning routes, safety tips, gear, and seasonal advice.
The Spiritual Side Of Mount Shasta: A Meditation Guide
Mount Shasta nudges you toward hush, awkward awe, and naps. A witty, warm guide to meditation, rituals, and practical tips for a humble, honest retreat. & rest.
Dunsmuir Brewery Works and My Confessions of a Bad Tourist
A self-mocking jaunt to Dunsmuir Brewery Works: Mount Shasta vistas, local characters, beer, and confessionary tips, on avoiding small-town tourist humiliation.
Snowboarding And Skiing At Mount Shasta Ski Park
Laugh, wipe out, and feel oddly poetic at Mount Shasta Ski Park – tips on terrain, lifts, rentals, lessons, and how not to look like you belong in…
Shastice Park Disc Golf Course and Interesting Information About This Place in Mount Shasta
A Sedaris-tinged guide to Shastice Park disc golf in Mount Shasta–tips, oddball locals, course quirks, and how not to lose your dignity (or disc) on a mountain.
